Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Reducing MC Hammer's entire cultural

Reducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants

Bold block lettering reads "STAN MIKITA'S" above script reading "Donuts" with a sprinkled donut trailing speed lines

" in white uppercase lettering

An anthropomorphic stag mascot in a baseball uniform is flanked by serif numerals reading "est" "19" and "47

above cream serif text reading "Professor of Archaeology

Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Reducing MC Hammer's entire culturalParents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once. Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit. The Details: Red retro script text with a white outline border reads "Santa's" above "Financial" above "Backer," arranged at a slight diagonal angle. The typography has a vintage sticker like appearance with rounded letterforms and a