I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt cedar rapids Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "UNION CITY" above numerals "19" and "35" flanking a cartoon greyhound skull with large eyes

Flowing white cursive script reads "Elfed Up

wearing 1950s-era casual clothing and carrying supplies

" with a row of green topiary silhouettes below

" A cartoon bronco mascot in a gray baseball uniform grips a bat in a batting stance

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt cedar rapids Arched distressed white text readsSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white