I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Telling Francis to lighten up

Telling Francis to lighten up remains the most effective conflict resolution in military history

Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

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I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Telling Francis to lighten upBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I