Mele Kalikimaka - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "ROWDY BURNS" above the bold white number "51" flanked by red horizontal lines

Weathered pale blue text in mixed serif and decorative fonts reads "THE OVERLOOK HOTEL" with "SIDEWINDER" to the left and "COLORADO" to the right

Arched distressed red serif text reads "RUSHMORE" above a vintage red illustration of two wrestlers grappling in a classic stance

Curved white uppercase text reads "SURVIVING PURELY OUT OF SPITE" arching over a 1950s EC Comics-style illustration of a green-skinned zombie woman with wide staring eyes

Dark red hand-lettered cursive script reads "Soul Glo" layered over the starburst in a retro hair product logo style

Mele Kalikimaka - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white text readsPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads